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Snack Food Stadium
louie - 2-10-2009 at 09:47 PM

Done in honor of the Super Bowl this football stadium was made entirely out of snack foods.

Ingredients:

The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp:
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn't optional. Go buy one.)

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude. One billion trillion.

The Process:


louie - 2-10-2009 at 09:48 PM

some more


iChi - 2-10-2009 at 10:06 PM

the field of death.

lols to the bacon, can't relaly see it, just there to add on the calories and fat


Kurogashi - 2-10-2009 at 10:16 PM

i would eat that..
probably not the cake shit itself
but like the cheese puffs and the nachos lol
and maybe the twinkies..


darkray16 - 2-10-2009 at 10:20 PM

I could eat that in 2 days. Maybe a day and half. Except for Twinkies, I don't like em much.


illiso - 2-10-2009 at 10:45 PM

would be nice to have that in a party, some kind of nice presentation.
i would only eat the nachos tho, maybe some puffs, and ONE twinkie, don't like them much either


phatphucker - 2-10-2009 at 11:24 PM

wow that looks disgusting, especially the field.


afrojan - 2-11-2009 at 12:41 AM

haha love it, the field of fatness...haha the total opposite of what a sports field should be...haha
you gotta pretty bored to be able to achieve that


whorume - 2-11-2009 at 02:01 AM

I AM GODZILLA!!!!! RAWR!!!
*gobble gobble gobble*
and there goes the stadium


Directline - 2-11-2009 at 07:02 AM

just looking at it makes my stomatch hurt...hah its just like the other post of foods and you wouldnt eat...your just asking for a heart attack from eating it haha


Xoris - 2-11-2009 at 03:25 PM

whats the green stuff for the field? wasabi?


illiso - 2-11-2009 at 04:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Xoris
whats the green stuff for the field? wasabi?


it's Guacamole, it's a dip sauce :P