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[*] posted on 7-6-2006 at 11:41 PM Reply With Quote
lets get a health section under lifestyle + DETOX



i would like to vote for a health section under lifestyle...i mean it fits...and the guidelines to this section should be the same with the love guidlines and fashion

ANYWAYS
my main question was...how do you detoxify your body internally..like the intestine and etc, getting rid of all the nasty crap and basically emptying out.

i know there are laxatives and other meds but are there au natural ways to detoxify your body? i've heard you drink lots of water and sit in a sauna...but anything else?
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[*] posted on 7-6-2006 at 11:51 PM Reply With Quote


i think sauna helps oils under ur skin or soemting...i should be going cuz i have lots of pimples -_-



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[*] posted on 7-7-2006 at 08:48 AM Reply With Quote


detox is really popular in HK..there are always these commercials on TV about herbal teas that make you shit out everything. like BOOTS


i think i really need to detox
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[*] posted on 7-7-2006 at 11:54 AM Reply With Quote


go to the spa and have them vaccuum ur colon.. isn't that what celebrities do?



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[*] posted on 7-7-2006 at 11:57 AM Reply With Quote


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go to the spa and have them vaccuum ur colon.. isn't that what celebrities do?


You mean when porn stars prepare themselves for intensive anal sex? :blink:




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[*] posted on 7-7-2006 at 12:49 PM Reply With Quote


Miralax is what they give patients before surgery. Normally, they give the stuff in large enough doses that you pretty much empty out in an hour.

The stuff in miralax, polyethylene glycol is an amphiphile/surfactant (it hydrogen bonds water but also is somewhat "oily" and slippery). This creates bulk in your dump (by attracting water) while also lubricating its passage (the ethylene chain is hydrophobic). You'll feel like you're going to explode if you take enough. So that means be near a restroom.

Sometimes before a colonoscopy, they combine the miralax w/ an electrolytic drink from the supermarket. That REALLY cleans you out.

Those "detox" colon irrigation clinics are really not good for you. You need crap in your intestines because the bacteria and enzymes in there help to digest food. Ever notice how you get diarrhea when you take antibiotics? That's because a lot of older antibiotics are not specific enough to target only the offending bacteria and end up killing off bacteria needed for digestion. Something similar would happen after colonic irrigation.

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go to the spa and have them vaccuum ur colon.. isn't that what celebrities do?


You mean when porn stars prepare themselves for intensive anal sex? :blink:


Actually, although I am by no means an expert :) , I believe what porn stars use is a salt-water enema to clean out the lower colon.




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[*] posted on 7-7-2006 at 02:40 PM Reply With Quote


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Miralax is what they give patients before surgery. Normally, they give the stuff in large enough doses that you pretty much empty out in an hour.

The stuff in miralax, polyethylene glycol is an amphiphile/surfactant (it hydrogen bonds water but also is somewhat "oily" and slippery). This creates bulk in your dump (by attracting water) while also lubricating its passage (the ethylene chain is hydrophobic). You'll feel like you're going to explode if you take enough. So that means be near a restroom.

Sometimes before a colonoscopy, they combine the miralax w/ an electrolytic drink from the supermarket. That REALLY cleans you out.

Those "detox" colon irrigation clinics are really not good for you. You need crap in your intestines because the bacteria and enzymes in there help to digest food. Ever notice how you get diarrhea when you take antibiotics? That's because a lot of older antibiotics are not specific enough to target only the offending bacteria and end up killing off bacteria needed for digestion. Something similar would happen after colonic irrigation.

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go to the spa and have them vaccuum ur colon.. isn't that what celebrities do?


You mean when porn stars prepare themselves for intensive anal sex? :blink:


Actually, although I am by no means an expert :) , I believe what porn stars use is a salt-water enema to clean out the lower colon.


the clinic isnt good but detox once a year isnt a shabby idea...
when they add the electroylytic stuff..is that to make you more basic? because i remember somewhere i read that if your internal ph is acidic..that's not good...(excluding stomach and digestion) but it contributes to your blood and something ..
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[*] posted on 7-7-2006 at 06:51 PM Reply With Quote


NO, NO, NO!

The reason why they mix laxatives and gatorade/pedialyte/powerade is because as most athletes know, gatorade causes you to retain water. Your shit will stay hydrated longer and hence your dump will be larger and more bulky, making your trip to the toilet shorter (though possibly more explosive) hahaha :).

When I said "colon irrigation clinics," that was synonymous w/ detox, and NOT NECESSARY at all. The best detox you can get is to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water.




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[*] posted on 7-8-2006 at 11:36 AM Reply With Quote


dude, i wanna try that... see if my toilet can handle it.. hahahahaha..

actually i better go elsewhere to try it cuz i have a feeling my toilet will clog.. that won't be pretty..

but it sounds so coool.. or am i just disgusting?




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[*] posted on 7-8-2006 at 12:14 PM Reply With Quote


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dude, i wanna try that... see if my toilet can handle it.. hahahahaha..

actually i better go elsewhere to try it cuz i have a feeling my toilet will clog.. that won't be pretty..

but it sounds so coool.. or am i just disgusting?


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[*] posted on 7-14-2006 at 02:09 PM Reply With Quote


but i luv chocolate = (
i even sneak out juss to buy m&m's = (

but anwyays im a super jock:cool:jkzjkzjkz. = )

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[*] posted on 7-14-2006 at 02:19 PM Reply With Quote


if i had a diet like that..
it wouldnt be the cancer that kills me
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[*] posted on 7-14-2006 at 02:22 PM Reply With Quote


wut wud it be? :O:O
lol prolly juss starvation without having a tongue to tongue thing with chocoalte. = ]

which of course chocoalte is bad for you and stuff but most ppl cant resist the taste...
and of course deres CADBURY and there new inventions liek cadbury LIGHT 50% less calories...lol did u realizee the whole bar is even less? =_= yes indeed..and its very thin too...lol anyways good luck to all the outians on a diet = )




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[*] posted on 7-15-2006 at 02:03 PM Reply With Quote


MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

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thank you now i wun need to take notes in class = ]]




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[*] posted on 7-15-2006 at 02:21 PM Reply With Quote


all i noe is that clearing out all the bacteria isn't good for u as what claudewolfe said some bacteria is need for digestion thats why after i finish takign some antibiotics when i was sick doctors wanted me to eat some yogurt to balance out the loss of bacteria cause we all know yogurt contains bacteria and if eat enoguh of that u will get sick lol
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[*] posted on 7-15-2006 at 03:26 PM Reply With Quote


actually outie.. my microbio professor said expired milk (sour) is good to use for baking!

cuz that's actually when all the bacteria #1 is dead, and before the acidophilic bacteria start growing..




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[*] posted on 7-15-2006 at 03:44 PM Reply With Quote


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[*] posted on 7-15-2006 at 03:50 PM Reply With Quote


EW OMFG.
that was quite intersting tho i must admit:)
oh god..ener seen anything lie that before now i needa puke:scratch:




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[*] posted on 7-29-2006 at 03:51 AM Reply With Quote


fuck it man.....normandy1942....no offence....i know your intentions are good....

but STOP SPREADING CRAP NEWS.

just from a quick readover, those "articles" you've quoted are about 50% true. the rest is either unfounded, misleading, or just plain false.

for example:
"Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soya milk cancer cells are being starved. "

-ok no. cancer feeds off of food. or rather nutrients, that are readily available in the blood stream. it does not eat mucous, which is found only in the lining of certain body cavities (nasal, stomach, etc). cancer cells do not have mouths to eat mucous. cancer only receives nutrients from its bloody supply (the stoma), which is the same blood that circulates your body. also, milk does NOT cause your body to produce mucous.

"HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain. "
-this one is just dumb. there are...ooh i don't know....anywhere from 20 to 100 different types of headaches. this ranges from migraines to tension headaches (muscular origin) to rebound headaches (aka withdrawal headache) to the dozens of idiosyncratic headaches (ie, meningitis). ok granted the quote didn't say it'll prevent ALL headaches, but this one is so misleading its not even funny....

"However, avoid the drink when the weather is cloudy or raining. Taking the drink in this weather, the body will not be able to take in the protein thus will result in a disease called GOUT OR HIGH ACIDIC URINE due to the high protein residue in the body, after a long run."

ok i have NO idea what drinking soya milk (or any food other than vitamin D and calcium) has to do with the weather. but i can imagine physiologically any effect that rain/clouds can have on the gastrointestinal system. regardless, unless you already have gout, drinking soya mlik will NOT give you gout. like parkinson's disease, or rheumatoid arthritis, or baldness.....you either have gout or you don't. usually it occurs in older ppl. drinking soya milk will not spontaneously give you decreased uric acid secretion resulting in crystal formation around joints such as the first metatarsophalangeal joint (big toe).
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[*] posted on 7-29-2006 at 09:00 AM Reply With Quote


Try accupuncture, feng shui and lots of strong herbal tea.



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[*] posted on 11-2-2006 at 11:04 AM Reply With Quote


dude that is just fukin nasty but i have heard that if u eat a lot of butter then it will like give u realy bad diareea but u whole system will be clean
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[*] posted on 11-2-2006 at 11:14 AM Reply With Quote


eat vegetables.
eat zinc tablets
drink tea
drink chinese herbal teas, such as "ya say mei"
poo regularly.
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[*] posted on 11-2-2006 at 08:13 PM Reply With Quote


if u really wanna clear ur stomach contents and intestines of all that crap but in a more organic way, eat foods with a lot of fiber, fiber is supposed to clear ur stomach contents and stuff.
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if u want to detox

don't drink coffee, eat sweets, salty, or sour stuff..

eat brown rice, brocolli (american or chinese, either 1 is fine), a little bit a fish, and a tiny about of chicken..

doctor's orders..

oh, cook everything with a teensy amount of premium olive oil, and a tablespoon of water..




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a friend told me you have to make fruit juice and drink them for a week... drink juice and no solid food...

but after detox, you can't just go back to your normal eating habits...got to start eating bit by bit for your digestive system to adjust back...

how true is this?


well, considering taht if ur body is now used to all these organic things for so long, changing back to ur eating habits will be harder, bcause if u just go straight back to it, ur stomach wont get used to it and u might even get sick, but ur freind is right Normandy, u'll have to put it back into ur diet slowly, bit by bit.
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