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[*] posted on 5-30-2010 at 10:50 PM Reply With Quote
Dothiorella Fungus



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I am a pitaya, (fruit of several cactus species). These fruit are commonly known as dragon fruit. and after finishing a few pieces of the fruit . I suddenly discover some small brown spots on the fruit itself. A check in google discovered that it was Dothiorella fungi that cause brown spots on the fruit.

My question is Will i get food poisoning from eating Dothiorella Fungus?
Is it harmful to the body?




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[*] posted on 5-30-2010 at 11:35 PM Reply With Quote


Well if you can do a quick check on google to determine what the spots were im pretty sure you can do a check to see if its harmful or not.

I'd say no, its not harmful.
Cos theres a 50/50 chance that im right anyways.




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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 12:09 AM Reply With Quote


err...why you asking us here? Do we look like scientist or doctors to you? lol :scratch:



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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 12:13 AM Reply With Quote


so your a fruit?
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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 12:22 AM Reply With Quote


I heard from my second cousin who was dating this girl, her brother who took a biology class told him that it'll cause rectal bleeding. His advise is to stuff tampons in your ass for a week. That should cure you.
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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 01:07 AM Reply With Quote


omfg . i had better go see a doctor then



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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 07:20 AM Reply With Quote


you have your stomach acid to kill those nasty fungi??
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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 11:44 AM Reply With Quote


a side effect of your stomach acid killing the fungi is that the acid will cause bleeding in your rectum like phatphucker said. the tampon will absorb the excess acid and blood. in order for blood to clot properly, you must keep the same tampon in there for about 1 week. this will cause changes in the acid level in your urine. to find out when you can take out the tampon, urinate on a pregnancy test stick since it measures the acid level in your urine... if it shows a negative result, DON'T TAKE IT OUT, otherwise it'll start bleeding when you are asleep since your acid level increases when you sleep due to the moon affecting the earth's gravitational pull on your body.

at least this is what my friend's dog breeder's girlfriend's step-cousin's caterer who has a PhD in contemporary arts said.




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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 12:02 PM Reply With Quote


Quote:
Originally posted by aikon
a side effect of your stomach acid killing the fungi is that the acid will cause bleeding in your rectum like phatphucker said. the tampon will absorb the excess acid and blood. in order for blood to clot properly, you must keep the same tampon in there for about 1 week. this will cause changes in the acid level in your urine. to find out when you can take out the tampon, urinate on a pregnancy test stick since it measures the acid level in your urine... if it shows a negative result, DON'T TAKE IT OUT, otherwise it'll start bleeding when you are asleep since your acid level increases when you sleep due to the moon affecting the earth's gravitational pull on your body.

at least this is what my friend's dog breeder's girlfriend's step-cousin's caterer who has a PhD in contemporary arts said.


lol
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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 05:29 PM Reply With Quote


but i am having my menses now. and must i get tons of pregnancy kits and tampons?. so when will the bleeding starts?



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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 05:58 PM Reply With Quote


From beginning to end, I could not figure out who was joking or who wasnt.
Confizzled.:scratch:




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[*] posted on 5-31-2010 at 10:26 PM Reply With Quote


Quote:
Originally posted by aikon
a side effect of your stomach acid killing the fungi is that the acid will cause bleeding in your rectum like phatphucker said. the tampon will absorb the excess acid and blood. in order for blood to clot properly, you must keep the same tampon in there for about 1 week. this will cause changes in the acid level in your urine. to find out when you can take out the tampon, urinate on a pregnancy test stick since it measures the acid level in your urine... if it shows a negative result, DON'T TAKE IT OUT, otherwise it'll start bleeding when you are asleep since your acid level increases when you sleep due to the moon affecting the earth's gravitational pull on your body.

at least this is what my friend's dog breeder's girlfriend's step-cousin's caterer who has a PhD in contemporary arts said.


O.M.F.G




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[*] posted on 6-1-2010 at 12:01 AM Reply With Quote


are you sure it will bleed? i had a hard time stuffing the tampon inside my ass. can anyone help me



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[*] posted on 6-1-2010 at 08:51 PM Reply With Quote


WOW you fuckers are dumb.
but for the sake of the "health" of the OP, id say jam as many tampons as you can afford. better safe than sorry i say....




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[*] posted on 6-2-2010 at 01:29 AM Reply With Quote


Stop eating them ? = no ass bleeding lol
what does it look like ?
Like the Russel Peters fruit ? Punani ?




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[*] posted on 6-2-2010 at 02:34 PM Reply With Quote


Quote:
Originally posted by Hei
so your a fruit?


so *you're a fruit...

and yes... when the bleeding starts it's best not to take out the tampon for a week...

You guys are fucking horrible LOL
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